30,000 Terrorist Weapons Seized! Community Thankful for Feds Alertness!
The ever vigilant Federal Government took possession of 30,000 weapons in Minneapolis yesterday in a sweep through our little community that certainly found us napping, but not the always alert Feds and the FDA!
These nasty little instruments of terror, disguised as loaves of bread, were improperly labeled according to a small and recent change in the labeling commandments from the front line defense from terror, the Food and Drug Administration.
I can't tell you how relieved I am knowing that taxpayers money is so well spent as this action evidences. This brave engagement proves that all the issues I thought were pressing are now obviously well under control.
I also noticed that another potential local perpetrator of terror has ONLY SIX people who do nothing but check label compliance. My lands, what is this capitalist thinking? I would hope that the FDA immediately demand that ALL employees be trained in spotting label non-compliance. Immediately I say!!!
We all know that label non-compliance and gluten intolerance is eroding the Republic. And I am saddened to find that this insidious activity and threat has been found here in the heartland. But, I'm quite encouraged, even elated to see that our brave federal officials are on the ball and not to be trifled with!
Now that label non-compliance and gluten intolerance have been firmly addressed and the bakery community put on HARD notice, I can only hope and wish that shoelace length discrepancies will now be in the Federal crosshairs!
(Information in this article found here in Prairie Pravda).
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